Video poker: Play it smart
May 8, 2008
QUESTION: Is there any point when the player actually has an edge over the house in video poker? — Vic D.
ANSWER: Yes. Play on a full-pay machine, use an optimal playing strategy against that select machine, play progressives over a certain amount and take full advantage of the goodies casinos give away.
Who is Cake Poker
March 13, 2008
About Cake Poker
CakePoker have developed their own innovative and industry leading software to provide their players with an enhanced and enjoyable poker experience. They have brought players several new features that are unique to the online poker world and allow them to give even more back to our players.
Who is CakePoker?
CakePoker’s journey started in 2004 when a small team of passionate poker players set out on a mission to design a better poker site. Each core team member brought extensive experience to the table from all aspects of the gaming industry, including database management, networking and video game design. In 2006, the ideas and execution of unique promotions and a better gaming experience finally came to fruition. The result, CakePoker, provides players with a better poker experience, making the game not only more enjoyable but more rewarding.
Play and Real money ring games and tournaments run 24/7 offering players a share of over $15 Million in monthly tournament pay outs from sit & go action to multi table Bounty, Loyalty and Guaranteed events. CakePoker is also home of the Gold Card and offers all players access to one of the most lucrative loyalty programs in the industry.
Go to Cake here: www.cakepoker.com
Gambling layer loses all and files a lawsuit against seven casinos!!
March 11, 2008
A former lawyer Arelia Margarita Taveras, 37 gambles away nearly $500,000 has lodged a 10 million dollar lawsuit against seven casinos. This lawyer made at least $250,000 per year and is a very well know part of the
Famous Poker Quotes
March 5, 2008
Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art. In limit you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes alive and shoots back at you.
— Crandall Addington, Texas oil millionaire
If you reraise a raiser, and he doesn’t raise you back, you know he has kicker problems.
— Crandall Addington, Texas oil millionaire (2001)
Poker is generally reckoned to be America’s second most popular after-dark activity. Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer.
— Alfred Alvarez (2001)
It is easy to smile at an insult and pretend it’s funny when the person insulting you is hosing you with money.
— Alfred Alvarez (2001)
Serious poker is no more about gambling than rock climbing is about taking risks.
— Alfred Alvarez (2001)
Hold’em is a game of calculated aggression: If you cards are good enough for your to call a bet, they are good enough to raise with.
— Alfred Alvarez (2001)
Never give a sucker an even break.
– Anonymous
A faint heart never filled a spade flush.
– Anonymous (1905)
Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money.
– Anonymous
A king can do no wrong … unless it runs into an ace.
– Anonymous
Money isn’t everything … unless you’re playing in a rebuy tournament.
– Anonymous
Your first duty is to the Game; then come Mother, God, and Country.
– Anonymous, Motto at the National Press Club, Washington D.C.
When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience.
– Anonymous
I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and - when played well, nourishes the wallet.
– Anonymous
Besides lovemaking and singing in the shower, there aren’t many human activities where there is a greater difference between a person’s self-delusional ability and actual ability than in poker.
— Steve Badget
Once you start thinking you have nothing left to learn, you have everything to learn.
— Steve Badget
Playing poker for a living gives you backbone. You cannot survive without that intangible quality we call heart.
— Bobby Baldwin, 1978 WSOP winner (2001)
In a game of poker, I can put the players’ souls in my pocket.
– Beausourire, Haitian Poker Player
In the long run there’s no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people know.
— Rick Bennet
Trust everyone, but always cut the cards.
— Benny Binion
The only bad luck for a good gambler is bad health. Any other setbacks are temporary aggravation.
— Benny Binion
I’ve often thought, if I got really hungry for a good milk shake, how much would I pay for one? People will pay a hundred dollars for a bottle of wine; to me that’s not worth it. But I’m not going to say it is foolish or wrong to spend that kind of money, if that’s what you want. So if a guy wants to bet twenty or thirty thousand dollars in a poker game, that is his privilege.
— Jack Binion
Try to decide how good your hand is at a given moment. Nothing else matters. Nothing!
— Doyle Bunson
If you’re a competitive person and you commit yourself to something, you have no choice but to endure.
— Vince Burgio
If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world. One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability.
— Vannevar Bush, architect of the Internet
Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards.
— George Carlin
Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains.
— Mike Caro
Sometimes you’ll miss a bet, sure, but it’s OK to miss a bet. Poker is an art form, of course, but sometimes you have to sacrifice art in favour of making a profit.
— Mike Caro
Bad beats only happen to good players.
— Joe Crow (1998)
If it were easy, everyone would do it.
— Bonnie Damiano
The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing.
— Nick “The Greek” Dandalos
Life is too long to play bad cards.
— Frank Di Elsi
It’s unlucky to be superstitious.
— Dave Enteles, Card Player
Is that the game where one receives five cards? And if there’s two alike that’s pretty good, but if there’s three alike, that’s much better?
— W C Fields
Sir, I really like poker. Every hand has its different problems.
— Henry Fonda, playing Wyatt Earp in My Darling Clementine
To master poker and make it profitable, you must first master patience and discipline, as a lack of either is a sure disaster regardless of all other talents, or lucky streaks.
— Freddie Gasperian
The single greatest key to winning is knowing thy enemy — yourself.
— Andy Glazer
I never saw a poker player’s money that I did not like.
— Oklahoma Johnny Hale
Poker is not a game in which the meek inherit the earth.
— David Hayano (1982)
Play like a champ. Win like a champ. Act like a champ.
– Henderson, Frank
The winner is not the player who wins the most pots. The winner is the player who wins the most money.
— Anthony Holden, author of Big Deal (1990)
The good news is that in every deck of fifty-two cards there are 2,598,960 possible hands. The bad news is that you are only going to be dealt one of them.
— Anthony Holden, author of Big Deal (1990)
Whether he likes it or not, a man’s character is stripped bare at the poker table; if the other poker players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in poker, as in life.
— Anthony Holden, author of Big Deal (1990)
Egotism is the anesthetic provided by nature to dull the pain of being a damn fool.
— Chuck Humphrey
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you will be a mile away, and you will have his shoes.
— Chuck Humphrey
It’s morally wrong to let a sucker keep money.
— Canada Bill Jones
Perception is reality.
— Immanuel Kant
Forget about a chip and a chair; give me a hand and I’ll stand.
— Warren Karp
All I know is, if the cards ever break even — I’m screwed.
— Rich Korbin
If the shoe fits, steal it.
— Lou Krieger
Poker is a microcosm of all we admire and disdain about capitalism and democracy. Poker can be rough-hewn or polished, warm or cold, charitable and caring, or hard and impersonal, fickle and elusive, but ultimately poker is fair, and right, and just.
— Lou Krieger
Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.
— Charles Lamb (1832)
Poker is the game closest to the western conception of life, where life and thought are recognized as intimately combined, where free will prevails over philosophies of fate or of chance, where men are considered moral agents and where - at least in the short run - the important thing is not what happens but what people think happens.
— Johnny Luckacs (1963)
Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out.
— Jackie “Moms” Mabley, Dirty old lady comedian
Opportunity may knock, but it seldom nags.
— David Mamet
The game exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.
— Walter Matthau
Poker is the only game for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man’s, and evern man’s hand is against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune by teamwork?
— Somerset Maugham
If you know poker, you know people; and if you know people, you got the whole dang world lined up in your sights.
— Brett Maverick
To be a poker champion, you must have a strong bladder.
— Jack McClelland
There is more to poker than life.
— Tom McEvoy
Everybody blows their first money.
— Lorne Michaels
Gambling, the sure way of getting nothing for something.
— Wilson Mizner, Con man and promoter
Industry executives and analysts often mistakenly talk about strategy as if it were some kind of chess match. But in chess, you have just two opponents, each with identical resources, and with luck playing a minimal role. The real world is much more like a poker game, with multiple players trying to make the best of whatever hand fortune has dealt them. In our industry, Bill Gates owns the poker table until someone proves otherwise.
— David Moschella
You have to learn what kind of hand this guy shows down, what that one’s moves, watch the veins in his neck, watch his eyes, the way he sweats.
— Johnny Moss (1975)
Hold’em is to to stud and draw what chess is to checkers.
— Johnny Moss, 3x World Champion
Losing is like smoking. It’s habit forming.
— Puggy Pearson, 1973 WSOP winner (2001)
Fear is the basis of all mankind. In cards, you psyche ‘em out, you shark ‘em, you put the fear of God in ‘em.
— Puggy Pearson, 1973 WSOP winner (1975)
Everything is mental in life. The butt was made to lug the mind around.
— Puggy Pearson, 1973 WSOP winner (1975)
It’s not whether you won or lost, but how many bad-beat stories you were able to tell.
— Grantland Rice, Sportswriter
If you can’t spot the sucker in the first half an hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
– Rounders, the movie (2000)
The deal is of no special value, and anybody may begin.
— Robert Schenck, First to introduce poker to England (1872)
One day a chump, the next day a champion. What a difference a day makes in tournament poker.
— Mike Sexton
They say poker is a zero-sum game. It must be, because every time I play my sum ends up zero.
— Max Shapiro
The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time.
— General David Shoup
Put yourself in their shoes before you decide on the best way to take their shirts.
— David Sklansky
Omaha is a game that was invented by a Sadist and is played by Masochists.
— Shane Smith
The odds are merely a framework for play, like the lines of a tennis court.
— David Spanier (1901)
Poker… I hardly even know her!
— Jack Styles
I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.
— Jonathan Swift (1728)
It’s easy to be a tough competitor and still be the kind of person with whom people love to compete.
— Chuck Thompson
If you always start with the worst hand, you never have a bad-beat story to tell.
— Chuck Thompson
In poker, money is power.
— Alvin Clarence “Titanic” Thomson, A legand of hustles & cons, 1892-1974 (1982)
I won my ticket on Titanic in a lucky hand of poker…a very lucky hand.
— Jack, in the Movie Titanic
A person should gamble every day, because think of how bad it would be to walk around being lucky and not know it.
— Robert Turner
There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about poker. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of poker, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a “flush”. It is enough to make one ashamed of the species.
— Mark Twain
Learning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly.
— Mark Twain?
The two things you need to be successful in poker are, first, find the muck, and second, don’t play your own money.
— David “Devilfish” Ulliott
Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser.
— Stu Ungar
Marriages may come and go, but the game must go on.
— Felix “The Odd Couple” Unger
It’s hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don’t let anyone tell you different. Think about what it’s like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.
— Stu Unger, Three-time WSOP Champion
The guy who invented gambling was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.
— Julius “Big Julie” Weintraub, a New York gambler who ran junkets to Vegas (1974)
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
— Steven Wright
A card player should learn that once the money is in the pot, it isn’t his any longer.
— Herbert Yardley (1957)
Sports books took ’super’ bath
February 6, 2008
Nevada sports books and casinos lost a record $2.57 million on Super Bowl bets, according to statistics released Tuesday by the State Gaming Control Board.
The 17-14 victory by the underdog New York Giants over the heavily favored New England Patriots was just the second time Nevada books lost money on the Super Bowl since the Gaming Control Board started tracking Super Bowl bets in 1992, GCB analyst Frank Streshley said. In 1995, the state lost $400,000 when the San Francisco 49ers beat the San Diego Chargers, 49-26.
“It was a very difficult day,” said Kenny White, chief
operating officer for the Las Vegas Sports Consultants, a group of bookmakers who set Nevada’s betting line.
18 Year Old Canadian “Timex”, Calls Million Dollar Bluff
February 5, 2008
Feb 05, 2008
CGN Staff
18 year old Mike MacDonald might not have his license or be able to purchase alcohol in most of North America but that didn’t stop him from winning $1.4 million dollars in a high stakes Texas Hold’em poker tournament at a German casino this past weekend.
Mike MacDonald better known as “Timex” in online poker circles has only been playing professional poker for less than six months. Mike turned 18 in September and has been living out of a suitcase since then, traveling to London, Prague, Macau, Aruba and back again chasing his dream.
Online Casinos - What’s the Big Deal?
February 4, 2008
Online Casinos - What’s the Big Deal?
Although gambling over the Internet is still an extremely recent phenomenon, the best online casinos in particular have been undergoing some fascinating transitions, and continue to do so at unprecedented speeds.
Also, given that online betting ranks right up there with another common vice (rhymes with ‘poor know’) as the largest industries gracing the Net, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that the major advances made in cyber technology are largely due to the online gambling biz, and of course that other service industry. So if you’re wondering where the overwhelming demand for faster, safer and better Internet services is coming from - and in turn benefiting all heavy users - ask any online gambler.
The truth of the matter is, no other industry can boast more riveting graphics, state-of-the-art games, user-friendliness, or securer financial transacting than the online betting world, especially when playing at the top online casinos. Oh, and did we mention the unbelievable amount of cash you can also win? That’s another thing about online casinos; the payouts to players are significantly larger than anything a land-based casino can deal out.
Ever since the United States passed their awful Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act a little over a year ago, many online casino operators were quick to adjust their marketing strategies in order to recoup what business they lost after pulling out of the States. As is clearly evident today, many Web-based gaming companies have added sports betting services to their repertoires. Even a number of what were once exclusively poker sites now offer the entire slew of online casino games like blackjack, roulette, craps, slots etc., as well as sports betting and bingo games.
The range of sports betting services now available at increasingly more online casinos includes all you would expect from a site devoted to, you guessed it, gambling on sports. Related articles about who, what, where, when, and sometimes why are fast finding their way onto other non-sports betting sites as well. This is due to the fact that more gaming firms are trying to lure in additional gamblers by offering comprehensive wagering platforms. is certainly a natural team player when it comes to offering a wide array of online betting options.
So, if you’re looking for a good time, and you’re into sports betting, or perhaps poker, maybe bingo, possibly backgammon, whatever… be sure to check out the latest in modern living by clicking over to any of the top online casinos. If having fun is your idea of a good time, today’s best online casinos are one sure bet.
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