Doyle Brunson: “I’m Coming to the Gambling911.com Party Even if it Kills Me!”…and it Probably Will

Courtesy of Gambling 911
Poker legend, Doyle Brunson, who once dated US flag creator Betsy Ross, is being urged not to attend the upcoming January 20 Gambling911.com Conference Championship Party. The online poker juggernaut seems to be ignoring warnings at this time.

“He’ll go into cardiac arrest,” his son Todd told Gambling911 Saturday.

More than a dozen hot babes will be attending the festive event along with Gambling911.com’s own transgender reporter, Sparky Collins, and diva reporter, Jenny Woo.

Jenny, who fell for Doyle when their eyes first locked at a World Series of Poker event a few years back, believes Brunson will be just fine if he attends.

“You don’t see Hugh Hefner about to kick the bucket!” Woo points out. “Doyle loves women and that is what keeps him alive: Women, poker and….yeah….I suppose his pacemaker.”

Family members explain that Doyle can’t simply be allowed to float around the room, he needs to be handled with care.

“His brittle bones, they are prone to crack,” said his son.

Jenny rebutted. “I’ve been with Doyle. He’s a perfectly functioning human being who is capable of still getting aroused in the presence of a fine looking woman. Granted, he can’t really walk or move his fingers, but some important body parts still seem to work just fine, the one’s that matter for this event anyway.”

Whether Doyle Brunson shows up or not remains to be seen. He may be our surprise guest.

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